Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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