her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I didn't notice because vodka
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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