We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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