its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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