Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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