I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
