Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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