Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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