The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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