what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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