dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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