He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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