So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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