We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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