Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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