i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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