things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
the condom got lost in my hair
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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