So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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