didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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