Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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