Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
