She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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