I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
