Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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