Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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