Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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