She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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