It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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