weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
