I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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