Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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