Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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