Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
