Midget sex pt 2 tonight
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize