Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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