love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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