are you so shy because you have an std?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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