he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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