dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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