with your own penis?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize