shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
