Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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