i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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