Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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