I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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