talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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