We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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