he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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