He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
