you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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