shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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