why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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