only if we run a train.
done.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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