Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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