HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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