You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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