hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize